'NAVEENA SARASWATHI SABATHAM'
'Abode of Lord Shiva, this morning at 9 o' clock.'
Muruga!
Ever since you bought this iPad
you have been playing games in it.
It is your responsibility to protect the world.
How can you be so irresponsible?
Let me play just one more game, Mother. Please!
All right.
I wonder who invented Temple Run!
Ganesha, my son!
Yes, Mother.
Wow! 'Kozhukattai'!
You work out, but you still don't give up on 'Kozhukattai'.
How do you expect to lose weight if you keep doing this?
I will lose weight, Mother. Just wait and watch.
Let's see.
''Om.."
"Om.."
My Lord, looks like you're in a deep thought.
I'd given Naradhar an assignment.
He said that he would be here by 9 a.m., but he hasn't come yet.
He's always late!
I'll call him up.
"Chillax.."
As always, he didn't attend the call.
You've got a message.
It's Naradhar.
'On the way, I'll be there in 5 minutes.'
He's such a show off!
Let him come.
Lord Shiva! Lord Shiva!
Welcome, Naradhar! - Welcome, Naradhar! - Greetings, Vinayaka.
Greetings - Greetings, Muruga.
My heartfelt greetings to both of you. - Greetings.
Naradhar, what is this? Why did you bring mango juice?
If I get one mango, both of you'll keep fighting over it.
That's why, I've brought juice. You can share it.
Thank you, Naradhar. - I'll drink first.
No, I'll drink first! - No, me.. - No, me..
Oh, no! No matter in which form the mango is
they always fight over it. Spare me from this. - Give it.. - No..
Give it to me! - Let it go!
Greetings, mother! - I got it..
Naradhar, have you started creating trouble already?
Mother, there's no trouble between us!
Is that so? - Yes!
Why are you so late?
Because of the construction of metro rail
there was traffic jam everywhere.
That is true. Okay, where's your tanpura?
This physique of mine is unable to move around with it.
It's too heavy. So, I changed my instrument.
This is called a guitar!
It's amazing! Would you like to listen to a tune?
Why not!
Stop!
It sounds like Harris Jayaraj's tune!
Harris Jayaraj? Why would he copy my tune?
Naradhar!
Fine, forget it.
Is the Lord waiting for me? - Yes, go to him.
Thank you so much. - Kids, stop fighting. Give me the juice.
Lord Shiva! Lord Shiva!
While I was waiting for you, you were playing music outside!
My dream was to become a music director.
For that, you need to know how to compose your own tunes.
Forget that. What happened to the job I gave you?
I've caught four people.
I have put the details in the pen drive. Would you like to see it?
Yes.
I wonder if it was made in China. Why isn't it working?
Please open the fourth folder.
Please open the first photograph.
Who's he?
Sir.
'Smoking and consumption of alcohol is injurious to health.'
Is he the hero?
'Actor, dancer, Power Star. Power Star in blissful nuisance.'
'Yesterday's Kollywood, today's Bollywood, tomorrow's Hollywood!'
'You are the next Brad Pitt.'
Isn't he 'Power Star'? - Yes, Lord!
Apparently, his movie has already run for 1500 days!
Yes, that's what made him smoke six cigarettes.
Why's he angry with the Power Star?
It's not just with the Power Star.
He's angry with the whole of Tamil Cinema!
Why? - Look for yourself.
Buddy, no one in the Tamil Cinema is good.
Everybody bought two Audi
three Benz, four Jaguar.
But no one has the responsibility to get an Oscar.
But A.R. Rahman got it, buddy!
He got it for music. Has anyone got it for acting?
Don't feel bad for this!
Either you or I will get it for sure!
Nowadays, the directors have stopped directing
and have become heroes instead.
I don't like this film industry, buddy.
Nobody can change them, we have to struggle.
Buddy, this won't work out for me. I'll go to Hollywood!
Buddy, you'll have to perform well in Hollywood!
You can't just do nothing there.
Buddy, I am talented
like the great actors Shivaji Ganesan, M.G.R
Kamal Haasan and Rajnikanth.
Buddy, are you serious?
What happened to you today?
Did you get trolled from somewhere?
Buddy, an assistant director
was asking me if I could do only the main lead
and not the supporting roles.
How can I do supporting roles?
Buddy, I'm a hero!
Sukumar will do the supporting roles! I'm a hero!
Who would ever give him a chance if he talks so much?
That was till yesterday. Today he's a big hero!
In Venkat Prabhu's next movie, he's one of the five heroes!
Venkat Prabhu? - Yes.
He gave a blockbuster film, 'Mankatha' starring Ajith, right?
Yes, the same guy.
'Buddy, Venkat Prabhu is the next James Cameron!'
'Just wait and watch. He'll get the next Oscar!'
What is this, Naradhar? - Leave all that.
Open the next photo.
Who's this, Naradhar?
He's a pumpkin.
'Prince of Ambattur, our next leader'
'You are a ray of hope against corruption.'
'You taught politics to China, you are the next UN.'
'You gave iPhone to the poor people, may you live long.'
'Dhoni of politics, we welcome you.'
'You smile like a hero'
'you fight like a warrior, you help like the Lord.'
'The Aristotle of politics is calling you, come.'
'No one can oppose you, if someone tries to, he would have to face'
'your anger that is more dangerous than Lord Shiva's.'
What is this, Naradhar?
How is he superior to me?
It's too much!
Please talk softly! - Why?
He's a politician!
Whoever he is, he must come here eventually.
I'll teach him who I really am.
Lord, I'll tell you something about him, please listen to it.
He was a Councilor before.
It's been only four years since he became an MLA.
Look at the changes he brought in Ambattur in just four years!
You can't see such sights even in the animated movies.
Have a look.
How much for the beans? - Rs. 10, sir.
That is too much. Please give it for Rs. 6, sir.
Sir, this Benz costs Rs. 1 crore. - I don't want it.
This one costs Rs. 2 crores! - No need!
This costs Rs. 3 crores. - Fine, book this. - Okay.
'Even a jasmine smells bad'
'when it's crushed.'
You hellish people!
'Run, definitely run.'
Change the channel.
'Down the sky..'
This isn't nice, change the channel.
'Malli shoe repair shop, owner K. Mari.'
'G.K shoe repair shop.'
'Notice. This land belongs to the government.'
'This is G.K builders' property. How it was procured is unknown.'
Sir, there is no electricity, water or school in our area.
I have lost my own house too.
'This land belongs to G.K builders How it was procured is unknown.'
'Ekambaram's property values Rs. 36,458.'
'Ekambaram's property values Rs. 36,459.'
'MLA Ekambaram property values..'
This is too much, Naradhar!
They must be punished for this.
We haven't even scratched the surface of it yet.
To add to his father's bad deeds
his son is also competing in the next month's MP election.
Look how he's preparing for that.
'Gopi?'
You need to pose properly. Acting is very important in politics.
Your performance should be able to lure 4,000 extra votes.
Cool, Dad.
Son, act the way I tell you to, okay? - Okay, Mom!
Knowledge.
Thought.
Bravery.
Success.
Futuristic thought.
Happiness.
Compassion.
Love.
Gopi.
Your love isn't enough. We'll lose 1,000 votes because of that.
Show your love in excess.
Rajendra. - Yes.
My son should win the election by 1 lakh vote difference.
You don't have to do anything, sir.
Your son has planned everything. - Oh.
There are three packages. - Okay.
Just choose one among them and I will immediately pack it up.
Very good! Tell me.
Package number one. - Yes.
Youth package. - Yes.
This includes one iPhone5, one PS3 game
and a gold coin weighing 8 grams.
This package would incur an expense of Rs. 65 thousand.
That's it? - Yes. Tell me about the next one.
Package number two. - Yes.
Ladies sentiment package. - Oh.
One silk sari, a gold coin weighing 8 grams
one fancy makeup kit and a washing machine.
This package would incur an expense of Rs. 75 thousand.
No matter how much we give, it won't be enough for them.
You are right.
Package number three. It's very important! - Yes.
Drinks and fun Package. - Oh.
Alcohol bottle, chicken biryani with leg piece
one trip to Bangkok and Pattaya
and a two wheeler with free petrol.
This package would incur an expense of Rs. 1 Lakh. - Superb..
Tell me about the last package once more.
Drinks and fun package.
Yes, pack this package itself.
We're giving Rs. 1 lakh for one vote.
We'll win the election by 1 lakh votes.
Did you see? They are giving Rs. 1 lakh per vote.
Until there're idiots who sell their votes for filthy materials
they can't be reformed, Naradhar!
Leave that. Open the next photo.
Wow!
I've seen him somewhere.
What is your heart telling you? Is it whispering "Jessie"?
Oh! Is it him? - Yes, he is.
What is he doing? - Have a look.
Hey! How are you? - Greeting, sir!
Greetings! - Take care!
Are you going to office? - Greetings, sir..
Greetings, sir..
Mister! - Greetings, sir! - Greetings, sir! - Go.
Mister, how are you?
Greetings, sir. How are you?
Get a chair for him, Mastan.
Is he a rowdy of that area? - No.
He commands a lot of respect.
It's Miss. Swarna who commands respect, not him.
Who's Miss. Swarna?
"She is our sister, Sister Swarna."
"She is our sister.." - Please leave me.
Hey! It was this hand that wrote a complaint against me, right?
Ma'am, it was the other hand. He's a left-hander.
Hey! You wrote the complaint with this hand, right? - Leave me..
Will you write it again?
Oh! Who's this lady?
She's beating up a police officer!
She is Miss. Swarna, a dangerous lady of Ambattur.
This guy was her sidekick. Now he's promoted as her husband.
Hey! Isn't 'Mutton Chukka' ready yet?
It's almost ready.
"Who is your dad? If I get him, I will kill him."
Come on, let's go!
She has left only one peg.
I get really high even though I drink in the feeding bottle.
But she is capable of drinking so much. Is she really a human?
It's not that good.
When I go out, I am like a tiger, but I am a craven inside the house.
I have committed a mistake in my life
after seeing this black and white photo.
It's not just him.
Many people are suffering today after committing
that mistake.
Something seems personal in what you said.
Nothing like that. Let's see the next person.
Look here.
He's the main hero in this drama. His name is Ramarajan.
What is he doing?
Before knowing about him, you will have to know about his father.
A hearty welcome to the viewers of this programme
from me, Dr. Kamaraj.
What should I talk about in this show?
What should I talk about?
I'm really angry!
Don't get angry at me because of my rude behavior.
Dear kids, I feel ashamed and hurt when I think about you.
How many times do I have to tell you not to err at this young age?
You commit all the possible mistakes that you can and later
complain about nerve damage and impotency.
The girls of Tamil Nadu are really precious.
You're wrecking their lives by marrying them!
Those girls are suffering because of you.
What can this old man do?
My dear youngsters, I beg of you
just because the English medicine has told..
You've wasted your life.
When you have bad habits like smoking and drinking
why do you marry?
What can you do after getting married?
When I think about all of you
I feel like leaving this job and running away.
But if I leave, what will you do?
How will you live?
Answer me!
I'm continuing with my work only for your sake.
Our country's population should increase.
Look at China.
To increase the population, come to this old man! Come to me!
I have prepared these many medicines for you.
Come on, I'll give one bottle per person.
'Coimbatore Kamaraj Siddha Clinic.' Doctor will be coming
to Trichy, Salem and Madurai.
He is Dr. Kovai Kamaraj Siddha.
His family have been in this field since 14 generations.
Oh, is he also into the field of medicine? - Yes.
What is he doing?
Buddy, I've come to pay my current bill.
Wait for some time, I'll call you.
Who's next? Don't be shy, come on.
'No more nerve problems, do you need happiness in your life?'
Doctor? - Yes. Sit down.
Tell me, what's the problem?
Doctor, I'm getting married in 2 months.
Marriage is a good thing, what's wrong in that?
No, Doctor, I'm a bit scared. - Scared?
Show me your hand.
It's ridiculous!
What have you done?
Doctor, I've not done anything bad.
Hey, don't lie.
Your activities are apparent from your face.
Your nerve is paralyzed. You can't do anything.
Your marriage won't happen.
Even if it does, you can't have kids. Leave..
Please, don't say that. - Go..
Go. Your nerves are paralyzed. - Please, help!
I came here trusting you. Please help me. - What..
Don't abandon me, Doctor. - Okay, wait.
Where is it?
'Sparrow's Special Medicine.' - Here, take this.
Have it daily. You will be all right in two months. Go.
Doctor. - Yes. - Should I have it in the morning or evening?
You.. Keep eating. Don't stay here, leave now.
Okay, Doctor. - My dad's show airs on Zia TV at 6 every day.
Watch it without fail. - I will watch it for sure.
He is his father's son.
Naradhar. - Yes. - You've introduced the main hero.
You forgot an important person. - Important person?
If there's a hero, there must be a heroine too.
Mother! - Naradhar.
Yes. What's the hurry? Next is heroine's introduction.
She's is a girl with average looks
but she turns into an angel after applying make-up.
"Lord Krishna, my mind is flowing like waves"
"after listening to your joyful music of your flute."
Isn't she Jayashree who comes in the show 'Super Duper Singer'?
Is he in love with Jayashree? - Yes.
It's an interesting love story.
"I keep you in my heart.."
He saw Jayashree while she was singing on TV.
It was love at first sight.
He went to propose her the very next day.
Excuse me? - Yes. - One second, I need to talk to you.
My name is Dr. Ramarajan.
I like referring myself as your fan more than a doctor.
Oh, thank you so much.
I thought 'Jalebi' is the sweetest dish in the world until.
But after I heard you sing, I realized
that your voice is much more sweeter.
What do you want now?
I need to tell you something, but I don't know how to tell you.
Then will you tell her? - To whom should I tell?
No, I'll tell you.
Well.. That is..
I love you.
Look here.
I'm studying now. Studies are very important for me.
I need to study well. I want to win the Super Duper Singer title.
I have lots of commitments.
So, I don't have time for love, okay?
Will you love me when your commitments are over?
Let's see. - Please don't say like that.
Give me a definite answer. Will you or will you not?
Today is 6th May. - Let it be.
If you really love me, don't disturb me for two years.
After two years, meet me on this date.
If you love me even then, I'll give you an answer.
But in these two years, you must not see me, talk to me
message me or send letters to me.
Why are you applying so many conditions in love?
It's like that, come back after two years. I'll think about it.
But why two years?
In these two years, you might meet a lot of girls like me.
You may like someone from them or someone may like you. - Oh.
You may forget me and love someone else. Who knows?
No one knows.
But I am ready to wait for you for even two and half years.
Okay, you can wait. I have work, so I need to leave.
Hey, I'm okay with all your conditions
but I can't stay without seeing you.
Please, give me permission for that.
I'll stand in some corner and see you once in a day.
I won't disturb you.
Please.
Okay.
Thanks.
Is that it? Shall I leave?
One last thing.
In these two years, you might meet a lot of guys like me.
You may like someone from them or someone may like you.
Whatever it is, you should give me first preference.
'If you need coconut, you will have to climb the tree.'
'Do you it need or not?'
'I need it. - You should work hard, Kumar.'
'If you need coconut, you will have to climb the tree.'
'Do you it need or not?'
'I need it. - You should work hard, Kumar.'
Buddy, which one?
The one in the center.
She is my girl.
She is really beautiful, buddy.
I have been following many conditions to meet her.
Please don't spoil it by interfering.
Hey, she's too short.
She'll have to use a stool to kiss you. - Shut up.
Don't look at her height, look at her good nature.
You rocked it. - She is looking here.
Naradhar. - Yes.
You didn't tell me that they were friends.
You should have understood that when I showed them to you.
Can I give flashback for all this? Look.
Stop.. - What is it?
This is my girl's house. - This?
This is Jessie's house.
Jessie went to America long back. Now my Jayashree lives here.
Before this, a guy called Karthik lived here. - Oh.
He was very intelligent. - Is it?
I want you to become like him.
Hey, your guy hasn't showed up since a week.
He must have met some other girl. Maybe that's why. - Oh.
It's not that, it seems that he was sick for a week.
How do you know? - Look there.
'We wish a speedy recovery to our friend, Ramarajan'
'who is suffering from fever since one week.'
It's difficult to find such sincere love, in today's world.
Lord. - I feel like crying, Naradhar.
I can't bear it, Naradhar.
Did Jayashree accept him or not? Tell me that.
After two years, on 6th May, he went to meet her.
Today is 6th May.
The two year condition that you said completes today.
I still love you the way I used to. What do you say now?
Hey, I've waited for two years for you.
Please, give me an answer.
Please, say something.
"You waited for me. You are my love."
Oh, you're going to sing the answer to me. Okay, continue.
"One lakh constellations are pouring like rain over me."
"You waited for me. You are my love."
"One lakh constellations are pouring like rain over me."
"You've melted me with your eyes, my dear."
"My sweet tears are falling over you!"
"Just like a raindrop merges with the ocean"
"I'll merge into your eyes."
"Just like a shadow follows a body"
"I'll keep following you."
"My heart trembles because of you."
"Flowers blossom due to the wind."
"Senses open up due to love!"
"The body hides what's broken. Let's fall in love."
"Love comes once to your life."
"When two lovers meet, the search for happiness begins."
"Love comes first. Let's fall in love!"
"You've been waiting, dear! I had blossomed before!"
"You waited for me. You are my love."
"One lakh constellations are pouring like rain over me."
"I feel heavenly after hearing your soft words."
"My time flies by very quickly after you accepted my love."
"You've made me yearn for you."
"You have increased the days of my life."
"You have increased the number of days in my life."
"Your smile is a gift to the land!"
"I made you suffer, my dear love."
"I made you sleepless, my love."
"I realized that you truly care for me!"
"Oh, girl. I was there with you all the time."
"I'll be there with you forever!"
"I have accepted your life and have become a part of yours."
"My heart trembles because of you."
"My little bird! My ray of light!"
"My princess, I love you!"
"My dream! My astonishment! I love you"
"You waited for me. You are my love."
"One lakh constellations are pouring like rain over me."
"You've melted me with your eyes, my dear!"
"My sweet tears are falling over you!"
"Just like a raindrop merges with the ocean"
"I'll merge into your eyes."
"Just like a shadow follows a body"
"I'll keep following you."
"My heart trembles because of you."
"I love you.."
Are they engaged?
They will get married in 26 days.
Is it? - Yes. - Superb..
Okay, Naradhar. - Lord.
What's the relation
between the assignment I gave you and the four of them?
I've selected them for your grand play. - Oh.
The four of them aren't how I expected.
You've only seen one side of them, Lord.
There's one more side to them that you haven't seen yet.
If you see, you won't bear it.
We have reached Mr. Maari's shop.
Give biryani. - There's nothing left.
Is nothing left? - I've closed the shop! - Do you have Ice cream?
If nothing's there, upturn the shop.
Mister, one dosa. - I don't have the batter.
There's nothing here. - Don't you have American chop suey either?
What the use of being a MLA's son
if you can't even arrange for 'Kothu Parotta'?
Do you have dosa? - Sir, there's nothing..
Follow me. - Please leave me..
What a beautiful ride!
This pot is disturbing. - They smashed my vehicle.
Sir, listen to me. Please, leave my vehicle.
What a turn! Superb.
We are putting in so much effort to stay awake
but these laborers are peacefully sleeping.
Shall we wake them up? - Yes, wake them up. - Hey..
Who are you?
Do you have no other work?
You trouble us every day. get out of here. - Who..
Run over them. Run over and kill them all.
Hey.. - Stop it, please! - Run over them.
Hey, behave or else.. - Go..
Let's go.
Please leave.. - Go home and sleep.
What a kick!
Buddy, if you kick like this
it will be good..
See if there's water. Look if there's water here.
Look. - Hers is water.
Don't cry. Here, have this, dear.
What is this?
Hey! What is this?
I gave you vodka. I used to drink this when I was a baby.
Hey, are you crazy?
"Do you know who he is, he is the fire."
Hey, stop the vehicle. - Stop..
Come here. Show your papers to him. - Something has happened.
The police battalion is here. - Go. - I'll handle it, don't worry.
Sir, hello. - What is it, sir?
What do you want? - Are you drunk?
Try to find out if you can.
Blow out.
Arrest them, they are really high. - How dare you arrest us?
Let's meet at the court. - Lock them up.
Sir. - Hey..
Hey, don't disregard the laws, I'll get angry.
Bye!
Hey, what are they doing?
Why are they moving in a procession?
Why are you disguised?
Throw the bottle. - Break his head.
"Oh, God! Almighty!"
Drunkards!
Look at them throwing the bottles in the middle of the road.
God, isn't anyone there to question this injustice?
There are creating a ruckus after getting drunk. I'm getting angry.
Lord, if you listen to their plan
you will open up your third eye.
What plan is that? - Look here.
Buddy, we've an awesome plan for your bachelor's party.
What is it?
We'll go to Bangkok first and then to Singapore in a yacht.
We'll celebrate your bachelor's party there.
Superb idea.
We'll drink and enjoy in the water for an entire week.
Hey!
This plan is stupid. It won't work out.
Why? What's the problem?
There's only one month left for the marriage.
There's a lot of work to do.
My dad won't give me the permission for this.
What about the bachelor's party?
We'll celebrate it here or we could go to Pondicherry.
We can buy the foreign liquor at half the rate. We can enjoy.
Is it? We shall go to Andhra Pradesh
and buy liquor from there on discount and come back.
No, buddy. What I meant is..
You don't say anything.
We'll come 15 days before your marriage
and will make all the arrangements ourselves.
In fact, I'm the best man at your wedding. Say 'yes' or 'no'.
Or else no need for a bachelor's party at all.
Yes, that's right.
Buddy, don't think too much. Just answer.
Okay, buddy. We'll go to Bangkok to drink and enjoy.
Okay? - Hey. - Party!
They're going to drink and enjoy, right?
You've chosen the right people, Naradhar.
Thanks, Lord.
When are they leaving? - On Monday.
There are four days left.
Let them be happy till then.
I'll start my grand play on Monday.
Hello? - Darling, what're you doing?
I'm free. What is it?
Nothing, my interview airs at 9 today. Will you watch it?
Dear, you're coming on TV? Why didn't you tell me before?
I told you now.
If you had told before, I would have informed my friends.
It's okay, darling. I will anyway be giving more interviews.
Ask them to watch it some other time.
Okay, hang up now. I'll go watch it.
Call me after watching it. - Wait a minute, don't hang up. - Okay.
Hello..
you never kiss me in-person, but why are you kissing me now?
What happened today?
No reason! - Is it?
Okay, hang up. I'll call you after watching it. Bye!
Mom, Dad, Grandpa, Grandma, Brother, Sister-in-law
please come. He's going to appear on TV.
Which channel? - Passion TV, Father.
Places..
'Hello, everyone. I'm your Sharmila.'
'In today's show, we have Dr. Ramarajan with us'
'to clear our viewer's doubts.'
He's here. - Yes.
'He is going to answer all the questions'
'that have been baffling the people of Tamil Nadu.'
'Let's start the show.'
Hello, Doctor. - Hello, Sharmila.
'How do you feel after coming to this show?'
'I feel really proud and happy being here.'
'Viewers, you might have different'
'type of doubts troubling you.'
'Whatever it is, please ask without hesitation. I can answer them.'
Look at that! Though it's his first time on TV, he's really confident.
'Doctor, shall we see who the first caller is? - Sure.'
'Hello, who's this?'
'Ma'am, this is Gopal speaking.'
'I have tried to call many times before.'
'at last I got a chance to speak to you.'
'You're superb, ma'am. The colour of your sari is amazing!'
'Gopal, I'm waiting for you. If you have any doubts, you can ask me.'
'Doctor, it's been three months since I got married.'
'Very good, Gopal. Did you go for honeymoon? - Yes, Doctor.'
'But there was a problem in that. - What was the problem? Ask me.'
'Understand, Doctor.'
'Small problem, big problem. Big problem, small problem.'
'Oh, Gopal. This isn't a problem, Gopal.'
'I have a medicine for everything.'
'I have 30 techniques for getting mood. If you want..'
'Did he ask you to watch this bullshit?'
'What are you waiting for? Get up and leave. Go!'
'I have another doubt, Doctor.'
'Did you study here or in America?'
Hey, didn't you see the show? It's going awesome.
I'm going to talk about a miracle drug, don't miss it!
Yuck! Is that even a show? Dad got angry.
Why? - How do you speak these disgusting things on TV?
Is this disgusting for you? Haven't you seen my dad's show?
Watch it on Zia TV at 6 a.m. It will be very interesting.
Ridiculous! I've decided not to watch TV at all!
Why? - I'm really angry with you
Don't talk to me!
Okay. I'll talk decently from now on. Please talk to me!
I feel ashamed because of you.
My friends are already teasing me about your profession.
You should have told them that I'm a doctor.
Even if I say so, your identity is well-known
even in the public toilets.
What? Public toilets?
Your dad had put up an advertisement in the ladies' toilet
which had your photo. It details the diseases that you can cure.
That is my dad's nature.
Your dad is advertising in ladies' toilets
So do ladies also come for treatment?
No. Ladies don't come. That's a marketing strategy.
What strategy is that?
If you go to a boy who isn't studying properly
and ask him to come for tuitions, will he come? He won't.
But if you tell his mom that her son isn't studying properly
and needs tuition, she'll send him immediately.
It's just the same! It's brilliant marketing.
Disgusting! How do you even think like this?
Okay, let it go. Why are you talking about business at night?
Let's talk about something else that is decent and romantic.
I'm not in the mood to talk. I'm really angry. Hang up.
Hey..
I wanted to ask for the permission to go to Bangkok.
It's okay, I'll ask tomorrow.
Sir. The commission, Rs. 20 lakhs, of the road contract have come.
Here's the soap.
Did you start applying? - No, you have to. - Give it here.
Rajendra? - Yes.
Who's Anna Hazare?
He is talking about something called Lokpal.
Will we face any problem because of him?
No, we'll not have problem with him.
Poor guy! The hunger strike is spoiling his health.
That's sad. Even my son might lose weight by starving a little.
Your son will never do that.
Look at him, plump and healthy. - Hi, Dad.
Don't piss in the swimming pool!
You're joking like Rajendra.
Everyone's joking around.
Dad, I'm going to Bangkok with my friends, in two days.
It's a one week tour. I'll be back next Monday.
Next week, we need to file nominations. - Yes.
You have to be here for that.
I'll come here before that, Dad.
Are you sure? Rajendra. - Yes.
We got a commission of 20 lakhs, right? - Yes.
Give it to him for his pocket money.
Okay. - And also give him Bujibabu's number.
Who's he, Dad?
He's a travel agent in Bangkok.
When you go there, he'll do everything for you.
Oh! Thanks, Dad! I love you, Dad.
I love you too, dear! Be careful.
Eat well!
Send a friend request to her. - She blocked me. - Hi, guys.
Facebook? Don't you do anything else?
Hi. - Hi, is he in?
He's inside. - I'll meet him. - Sure!
The script is really good. I'll direct it soon!
'Venkat, this movie should be like a bomb!'
Definitely, sir. 'Mankatha 2' will be better than 'Mankatha'!
Don't worry. - Chase sequences should be awesome.
Yes, the helicopter chases will be great in this film.
Okay, Venkat. I'll call you back. All the best.
Thank you, sir.. Take care! Bye..
Hey, Mr. Ajith had called. - Really?
We were talking about 'Mankatha 2'.
Sir, superb! When will you starting filming?
After finishing our film.
Sir, you have contacts with big stars like Mr. Ajith.
In spite of that, you are giving me a break. Thank you.
Hey, don't get too emotional. Tell me the reason you came.
Sir, my friend is taking us to Bangkok for a bachelor's party.
I came here to inform you that.
Bangkok? Superb. That's an awesome place. You can enjoy.
I shot half of the movie 'Goa' in Bangkok.
Sir
if you could tell me when the shooting is, I'll come fast.
There's one month for that.
You'll return within a week, right? - Yes, sir.
So you have a lot of time. Enjoy nicely in Bangkok.
Sir, one more doubt. Tell me, if I have to make a six pack body
or reduce or increase my weight for the movie.
I'll do what you ask me to.
There is no need for that.
Watch Premji's movies and learn acting properly.
That's enough. - Sure, sir. Definitely! Thanks, sir! - Okay.
Dude, Chandru! Shall we go to Bangkok for shooting?
We'll go there at least to shoot a song.
Manohara. - Yes, sir!
I've made a new medicine called Horse Power.
Have it and tell me the results tomorrow morning. - Okay, sir.
Dad. - What is it?
My friends wanted to go for a tour before the marriage. - Okay.
So shall I go for a tour for a week to Bangkok?
There is only one month left for marriage. If you go on a tour
who'll look after the arrangements?
You need to go for a pilgrimage too.
You can't go on a tour now.
Go, do some work.
Why are you standing? Didn't I ask you to leave?
Tell me one thing that I did to enjoy my life?
I only sell medicines for others. Have I ever been happy?
Tell me, Dad. Answer me.
What you told is true. You can go.
Dad? - Go for the tour. - Thanks, Dad!
Won't you obey me?
Won't you?
I will, ma'am. I will! - Excuse me.
Excuse me. - Tell me! - I'll fool her.
My grandma died. Can I get two weeks holiday? Please.
No.. I mean one week holiday.
Only one week. If you don't come back within that..
Bang.. Kok! Bangkok! - What?
I'll go to the bank and come back.
Darling, I'm leaving.
Swear to me that you will only drink beer and nothing else.
Dear, I swear to you, I'll drink only beer!
Right! You should be afraid of me!
Okay, shall I call you after going to airport?
No, talk to me for a little longer.
Darling, try to understand. I'll call you after I reach there.
What should I understand? I won't see you for a whole week.
Can I talk a bit more?
It's just one week. - One week, 7 days!
Does anyone celebrate bachelor's party for so long?
Can't you finish it in two days?
The party is only for two days.
For the remaining 5 days, we're going to the temples there
and pray. I'll bring offerings for you, okay?
Okay! - Okay.
Hey.. Hey, are you calling the dogs?
Yes, that's right, it's your turn now.
Buddy, don't wipe out the phone's logo with your kisses.
Hello. - Hey! - What? - What is this?
Two angry dogs are troubling me here.
I'll call you back, okay? - Okay. - Okay.
What is it? - Buddy's not here yet, and you are just talking on phone.
Call him up and ask where he is. - His phone is not reachable.
It's Rs. 70. - Keep the change.
He's here. - Let's sit.
Get inside.
Hey! - Hey! - Hey! Your dress is superb!
I'll tell you the story later. Let's leave now.
If that monster spots me, I'm dead!
Look at him. - Driver, leave fast.
Why are you moving in slow-motion when I asked you to speed-up?
Drive the car.
He's putting on the hat in slow motion too.
Where did you find this creature? - Superb, Yes!
Why were you late?
Hey, I was in a zoo.
I struggled to get out from the gasp
of that monstrous animal.
Oh! - Leave it! You are here now. We'll party hard in Bangkok.
Really? - Yes. - Bangkok? - Super.
Till then what do we drink? I've arranged everything.
What do you mean? - What have you arranged for? - It's coming, wait.
This is yours. - Oh! - This is yours.
This one is for the monster's husband.
Hey, MLA!
This is mine.
Buddy, your bachelor party starts now.
Till we come back, we'll drink like crazy! - For sure. - Yes!
Come on..
Hey, wait a minute. - Oh! - He is irritating.
Let me just put it in my feeding bottle.
Cheers..
Shit! It's like camel's urine. - Who mixed this? - You mixed it.
I didn't mix it, it was you.
Both of them have spoilt this drink.
It would be better if we don't drink this.
"Come, taxi driver, bring our luggage."
I got your luggage, sir. - Take the trolley.
Give some tip.
Hey, give him money. You give him.
I have only 1,000 rupee notes, not 100. - You give it to him.
I have Rs. 100, but I don't feel like giving it away.
He doesn't have feelings, money or a nice voice.
Oh, my goodness.
Sir, half a bottle is left, will you take it?
If you won't misunderstand me, shall I say something? - Sure, sir.
I owned a travel agency that had around some 50-60 cars.
Was it 50 or 60 cars? - I lost everything because of drinking.
Is it? - Now I'm working under someone else.
But you people want to leave the country for drinking.
Sir, shall I tell you something, if you won't feel bad?
You're telling that you lost your 50-60 cars because of this.
But it's because of this alcohol that Mr. Vijay Mallya
has Rs. 2500 crore along with many flights.
You must always think positive, sir.
Wow. - Only then will your life and wife remain happy.
Give my regards to your wife - Give my regards as well. - Nice!
Hey, pick that! - Push this.
Don't listen to them and complaint to your wife.
Anyhow, cheers! Have a good day.
Hey, Kuchi.. Sorry, Buji?
Gopi? - Yes!
Welcome to Bangkok!
Thank you. My friends! - Hello. - Hello!
Hello! - Hello, sir.
Hi! Hello. - Glad to meet you.
Gopi, the last time when your dad came here with his party members
I made all the arrangements.
They enjoyed a lot.
I'm going to do the same for you. Enjoy happily.
I've heard of family doctor.
But for the first time, I'm meeting a family broker.
Superb. - Are you making fun of me? He is here for you too.
Then it's fine. - The car is ready, let's go.
Hey, Bujibabu has a dream car.
Leave it, it's just a car and not the girl.
Come let's go. - Okay.
How's Bangkok?
It's superb! It looks like a foreign country.
Who's he, sir? He is talking very intelligently.
He's like uncle to us.
Uncle?
Hey, I'm a nice guy, not a broker like you.
Hey, if you call me that again, I'll break your teeth.
Leave it, Uncle! - Hey, tell him to stop.
Don't talk to brainless people. Look at the girls around you.
Buddy! 4 friends! Bachelor party! Bangkok!
It's just like 'Hangover 2'.
The only difference is that in the movie Stu was a dentist
and you're a sex doctor.
Will you stop showing off your knowledge about films?
This is neither 'Hangover 2' nor is our story same.
Don't confuse the audience. - Illiterate fellow.
Bujibabu, aren't we going to the harbor?
No. - What?
The weather isn't good. The ship will leave only tomorrow.
So, what will we do till then?
Why are you getting worried? I have arranged a nice party for you.
Party? - Party? Wow! - Superb! - Yes! Start the music!
"Saturday fever, you have a power."
"Laser lights will drizzle on you!"
"The battery of your heart drains out!"
"Didn't you come here to get recharged?"
"Come, come to me to forget yourself."
"Hey, if you're ready, throw a party!"
"To rip out your mind, throw a party!"
"A party to see the devil inside me!"
"To stay buzzed, get a little naughty!"
"Spend in American dollars!"
"Love Indian girls."
"Come to me.."
"The world is our party hall!"
"The sun and moon are the light beams!"
"You are also a singer."
"Forger your worries."
"Hey, if you're ready, throw a party!
"To rip out your mind, throw a party!"
"Oh, baby, oh, baby."
"Let's do the, let's do the party!"
"Oh, baby, oh, baby."
"Let's do the, let's do the party!"
"If a child is born, party! If grandma dies, party!"
"Just party with all the money you have."
"If you win a match, party! If you do spot fixing, party!"
"As long as there's money, party!"
"If I pick the history book, there's party everywhere!"
"It's only the country's name that changes, beer doesn't change!"
"For getting high, we'll become cocktails!"
"We will become ice-cubes to give a soothing effect!"
"To speed up the blood flow, we'll drink!"
"Come on, girl!"
"Hey come on, my heart longs for you!"
"Hey, if you're ready, throw a party!"
"To rip out your mind, throw a party!"
God, I don't understand anything.
You asked me to select four people.
I struggled to find four people
and brought them to you. They easily went away.
They are drinking, dancing and are having a great time in the pub.
What are you going to do? Please explain, so I can understand.
Calm down, Naradhar.
As soon as the song finishes, look at the fix they'll be in.
"If we get a girlfriend, party! If she dumps us, party!"
"If there is marriage or divorce, party.."
"In a breezy beach, a boozy party!"
"We'll surf over a tsunami and party!"
"Toss a coin and no matter what falls, we'll party!"
"Don't see whether it's heads or tails!"
"There is no need to find a reason to party!"
"Don't ask whether the party was for you or for me!"
"We came to party!"
"We made a calendar with seven Saturdays in a week!"
"Even while sleeping, we'll party in the dreams!"
"Come on, girl!"
"Hey, come on, my heart longs for you!"
"Hey if you're ready, throw a party!"
"To rip out your mind, throw a party!"
"A party to see the devil inside of you!"
"To stay buzzed, get a little naughty!"
Who is this? - Wait.
Oh, fuck! Hangover!
There is white sand here.
There is water everywhere.
Sea? Oh, my God! Sea.
Hey.
Hey! Hey, Ramarajan!
Hey, wake up!
Ramarajan. Krishna!
Hey.
Gopi.. Hey.
His stomach is filled with water.
Hey, wake up.
Why are you waking me? Get me a cup of coffee.
There is a lot of salt coffee here.
Let me serve it to you. Get up.
Hey, wake up.
I don't know where we are. Wake up - Why is it salty?
Gopi..
Respected elders and woman. What? - Wake up.
I don't know where we are.
We are in a beach. - What did we drink?
I am feeling dizzy. - Where are we?
Where are we? - What happened?
Where are we?
We're in Besant Nagar beach.
Don't get angry and tell me where we are.
I'm still hung-over. Oh, God!
What happened?
We went to a pub last night.
We danced there.
We drank alcohol.
Didn't you pour the drinks?
Did we get high?
Then it's fine. When we wake up in the morning, we'll be all right.
Come, let's go. - Let's go.
Buddy, it's already morning. - Is it?
Hey, it is morning.
What happened? - Again?
What happened last night?
I don't remember anything.
Do you remember anything?
Yes, I clearly remember.
We went to drink at 8:45 p.m., then went to our room
ate 'Tandoori Chicken' and Mutton Biryani and dozed off.
Oh, God. - Yes, buddy.
Buddy, we drank in a bar with Bujibabu.
Okay. - I don't remember anything after that.
Our buddy remembers everything correctly.
Do you remember anything?
I only remember that I escaped from that monster
and reached you via a call taxi, that's all. - Get lost!
God! - You are killing me.
Does no one remembers anything?
Shit. What the hell? - What is this?
Fine, come. Let's get a call taxi from the main road and leave.
Come.. - Come. Let's go the main road
and get a taxi like he said. - Let's drink. - Yes, we will.
What the hell!
It's a forest.
God! - There is no one here.
God. - What is this?
Buddy, be here.
Hey, nothing's here.
There is a river here.
So there must be a stream nearby.
Everything is here, but there are no humans here.
Hey.
No one is here. All of us are trapped here.
I am sure about one thing.
If we cross that small hill
we can see the Bangkok town.
This hill? - Yes! - How can you tell that?
Just like Raghavan's instinct in the movie 'Vettaiyaadu Vilaiyaadu'
this is Ganesh's instinct! - Superb!
Let's go! Trust me!
If we cross this hill, we win! - Come.
Come on.
Come fast.
Oh, God..
It's water everywhere! I don't understand anything.
Is this the water you meant?
God!
Hey, what phone is this! Do you have one?
Buddy, I only have a watch, nothing else!
I only have a purse. I don't know what happened to my mobile.
Hey, no one is here.
This is definitely a deserted island.
I can't stay anymore. We need to leave.
Do you want to leave now? Fine, go and stand there.
You will get a bus from there. Will you go in that?
Are we in Queen's land? This is an island.
We can only leave, if someone rescues us!
What do you mean by that?
I've come here on bail. If I don't reach there on Monday
they'll cut me up and eat me with their drinks.
Try to understand! We're trapped in a sea.
How do we go?
We don't even know where we are.
See, there's only water everywhere. How do we go?
What did we drink? It has trapped us here.
Look how troubled they are, Lord!
If only they had this brains before they drank like crazy.
Your laughter is godly!
Stop your godly laughter.
There is no limits for your games.
Poor people. Each of them has a commitment.
Why are you torturing them like this?
Nothing happens without a reason.
There's a reason behind everything.
I don't understand the reason. Can you explain it clearly?
The last time I had this grand play was during the time of Mr. Shivaji.
After a long time, I have to tell the world about a lot of things.
This is done for that.
Okay, I accept what you're saying.
For that, why are you troubling them so much?
When will they return?
Shakti! I will give them two chances to return.
If they use the first chance properly, they'll return in a week.
If they don't use it, the next chance will be after six months.
If they lose that too
they'll have to live on that island till they die!
Everything depends on them. I can't do anything.
Lord, why's there such a long time gap between the two chances?
It's for them to understand
what they would miss out in life if they miss a chance.
When will you give them the first chance?
Buddy, after drinking yesterday, I'm really thirsty.
Can you please peel it for me?
Peel it yourself.
Do you say so? - I can't be here, let's leave.
How will we go? - In the movie 'Cast Away', the hero..
Hey, if you talk about movies.. - Buddy, listen to me.
In the film 'Cast Away', Tom Hanks gets trapped like this.
At last, with all the trees there
he makes a boat and leaves, let's try that.
That's cinema. This is real life. Stop blabbering.
No, that's an awesome idea.
Like he said, we could make a boat with these trees
and look for a city.
What if there's no city? - We might find a ship that would help us.
What if we don't find one? - We will find.
We can't even peel a coconut but he is talking about building a boat.
Do you understand anything? - No. I am doubtful.
Didn't you study engineering?
I never attended the classes. I spent my time in the car park area.
Then we can't do anything. - Why do you need engineering for this?
Why's he shouting like a carpenter?
What do we do now? - We will make a boat.
Okay! - Hey, my leg!
Oh, no, this is a deserted place..
Buddy!
Why are you so lazy?
Leave me alone - The theme music is only for one and half minute.
We have to finish the boat before it ends. Come soon.
"Want to make it, take it down! The music will just ooze."
"Everyone step into the party! Enjoy!"
"Want to make it, take it down! The music will just ooze."
"Everyone step into the party! Enjoy!"
Guys, it's ready. Shall we leave on it?
I don't feel it's to safe trust this.
Let's wait for a week and then leave from here. Okay?
You can wait for a year or you can start a life here.
We're leaving. Let's go.
You don't listen to useful advises.
Fine, let's just go.
Push..
God! I can't do it anymore! It's risky! Let's go back.
Let's just go back.
Whatever happens, we have to go. - Yes.
I'll hit you. Start rowing.
We're trapped.
That's what I told you. You didn't listen to me.
We'll die in the middle of the sea.
Oh, no! Buddy!
Get it..
It's ripped off just like you said..
Oh, God.. - Ramarajan, look out!
Father!
This game is better than this game. - Yes, Brother.
Sticks are coming out too.
Oh, no! - What's happening?
Hold my hand..
My lord! What are you going to do to them? Rescue them.
I've already sent their first chance, like I said.
If they had moved in the same direction for 17 minutes
They would have found the ship that I sent.
Oh! - They could have asked for a lift and escaped.
If they lose confidence and return, I won't be responsible for that.
Muruga, if I reach the shore alive
I will come to your Palani Murugan temple and give you a golden dress.
Muruga, he is calling you. He is also offering a golden dress.
Only if you thrash him will he come back to his senses.
They call us only when they are in trouble.
I am not going to help them, Mom.
Being a God from Tamil People, how can you speak in English, Muruga?
Goddess, you shouldn't shun any language
just because you don't know it.
Naradhar! What nonsense is this?
You think I can't speak the language?
It's you who can't speak it! - Lord.
Help me. - You don't criticize me. - You deserve it, Naradhar.
Well said, Lord. - Thank you, Devi! - Welcome, Lord.
Buddy! Hey!
Let's try and go this way.
Yes, you can go once and for all.
I'm senior to you. Listen to me.
Let's go back to the island.
We are trapped in the middle of the sea
because of your pessimist nature. - Oh, God..
Tsunami is pulling my legs. - Oh, God.
God!
If we had tried a bit longer, we would have gone.
Shut up, you're the most educated among us.
With such limited things
even the God can only travel half a kilometer in the sea.
But we travelled for 5 kilometers.
It's a Guinness record.
Buddy, I have election next week.
Gopi, I have film shooting. I am the hero of Venkat Prabhu's movie.
Please save me. - He is so irritating. - Shut up..
I can't stand this.
In this act of punishing them
you're playing with the lives of people who trust them too.
Goddess, I've already told you
that I sent them a chance.
It's their fault that they didn't use it properly.
Their next chance is only after 6 months.
Please, listen to me and reconsider your decision.
You don't have to say anything.
I don't change my decisions.
I don't need to talk to the people who don't listen to me.
Do whatever you want.
Hey, come here. Look here.
What is it? - What is it?
It looks like a box, have a look.
Yes, buddy. - Take the bag.
Hey! It's a passport. - See if there's anything else. - See this.
Angelina Emily! - It's her makeup kit! Hold it, buddy.
Let passport get dry.
Buddy, comb.
Milo! - Milo! - Milo!
Give it here, my mom used to feed me this when I was young. - See..
Biscuit! Give it, I'm hungry.
Superb, buddy. - Look for more..
After eating all those coconuts, these things taste awesome.
He has given us Milo, biscuit, make-up kit
lighter, knife and clothes.
God is great.
If all this has come here, it means that some flight
or ship must have met with an accident nearby.
You're right.
Someone might come looking for this.
Who will come looking for these biscuits?
No matter how long it takes
but someone will definitely come to rescue us.
I don't believe that. We'll die here.
Don't you believe me? You won't believe me if I say it like this.
I'll say it differently.
"Life is a peg of alcohol"
"mix some water into it!"
"If you drink, you get high."
"If you know that, you're a scholar!"
"If a hen lays an egg"
"its duty is over."
"If you want to eat an omelet"
"you have to break the egg and cook it!"
"If you put a net and catch, it's a fish!"
"If you eat on a leaf, it's food!"
"If you struggle, you will succeed."
"You're nothing if you don't struggle!"
"If you keep the water on stove, it boils."
"If you try measuring it"
"you'll feel like drowning!" - Water tastes so good.
"Risk is like eating a rusk!"
"It would be a mistake if you miss it."
"If you get bald, don't use a comb."
"If your life is destroyed, don't die without winning it back."
I think, it's Marina Beach on the other side.
If we were there, we could have eaten peanuts and 'Baji'.
But we're eating coconuts.
Buddy, feel happy that we have this.
"Life is a peg of alcohol"
"mix some water in to it!"
"If you drink, you get high."
"If you know that, you're a scholar!"
"Do the goats, cow and hen pay income tax?"
"Is wealth growing at your doorstep?"
"Four nails and a ladder is enough."
"We can show the world that we can live even in an island!"
"There is no FB or twitter!"
"But still, love this life!"
"The sun and the moon is here."
"The stars will come in the night."
"Just lie-down and you will fall asleep"
"If you keep the water on stove, it boils."
"If you try measuring it, you'll drown!"
"Risk is like eating a rusk!"
"It would be a mistake if you miss it."
What're you doing? - You won't know.
If we hang Emily's dresses without washing, its fragrance will travel
far and reach her because of which she would come here
for these dresses.
Shall I tell a better idea? - Tell me.
If you put on these dresses and walk there like a girl
she'll see you and fly to you immediately.
Get lost. - Idiot.
If you see a ladies' dress
you come to a halt. There is a lot of work to do.
Come there. - "Computer's mouse took it."
"If you're mighty"
"you can use grass as a weapon too!"
"If you don't try, you should be ashamed!"
"Be a gem"
"and when the time comes, show your power!"
"Be brave like a hero!"
"If a hen lays an egg"
"its duty is over."
"If you want to eat an omelet"
"you have to break the egg and cook it!"
"If you catch with a net, it's a fish."
"If you eat on a leaf, it's food!"
"If you struggle, you will succeed."
"You're nothing if you don't struggle!"
'After four months.'
Everyone marinates the fish with masala before frying it
but I'm forced to use Milo. Look at our condition.
It's been four months since we came here.
I have no idea how we came here and how are we going to leave.
I don't even know if Venkat Prabhu has started shooting.
Venkat Prabhu will shoot the movie even with his brother.
Let's go home.
I'll get you a Gautham Menon's movie if we reach there safely.
He has Gautham Menon, if not Venkat Prabhu.
But my Jayashree has no one but me.
Other than my father, it's me
who knows the secrets to make medicines
that has been prevalent for 146 years.
Those might get wasted in this island, it's so irritating. - Hey.
Don't worry for that.
I'll give you a leaf. You write notes on that.
The coming generations will read that and understand.
With a leaf?
I might curse you. Shut up.
Irrespective of whatever you say, I am happy here.
We mostly eat fish. Although without salt, but it's nice.
We drink hygienic coconut water.
In Chennai, the roads are filled with filth, dust and smoke.
Drinking water has a price, petrol prices have gone up.
The only good thing is that we drink alcohol there
and sleep peacefully. Otherwise, I'm happy!
Lord! Lord!
Why are you here at this time, Naradhar?
You're trying to make them suffer there
but they have happily finished four months in just one song.
This is a usual technique used in cinema.
That's the problem.
They thought someone might come to save them.
They have settled there.
There are only 4 characters
and the story is revolving around in the same place.
The audience might feel bored and update their status
on FB and twitter saying that the first half of the film
was great but the second half was just okay.
The audience is expecting something interesting from you.
Please do something.
As you wish.
Now, I have to make this play more interesting.
Watch what happens next.
Make a plan before trying to catch it.
If we follow your instructions, it will take a lot of time.
Come here! Quickly! - What is it?
Fast.. - Come. - Is the mobile working?
Are you serious? - Look.
Give it. - How did it get switched on?
I don't know how, but it did.
I don't know to operate it. - See if there is network.
There's no network! - Give it to me. - Look.
Give it. - Look.. - Try searching it manually..
We might get network here. - Did you?
Say something. - There is no network.
No it's not. - Check once again. - Buddy.. - We'll try there.
Let's go there and check. - Run..
Did you get signal?
No.
Do you get network now?
Climb a little higher and try.
I'll try going higher.
Hey, did you get signal?
No! - What? - We didn't.
There's no network here. - What is this?
In that advertisement, they used that dog to tell us
that we would always get network wherever we go.
They cheated us. Shit!
We couldn't use the phone. - Fine, leave it.
Do you have songs in your mobile?
There is only a movie in it.
Is it a devotional movie?
Yes, it's a devotional movie.
Come. Let's watch. It's been so long.
Quickly. - Wait. - Open that folder.
That folder. - Wait for a second.
Press the green button. Quickly Where is the title?
That's not important.
God!
'Saraswathi Sabatham.'
Crazy guys.
What is this, buddy?
We asked for a devotional movie.
That's a devotional movie.
Buddy, we meant, a porn movie.
God.
Did you see, Naradhar?
They're using our names for these nonsense.
Why do you have this kind of movie, buddy?
I had bought it on 'Saraswathi Puja'.
They uploaded it for free.
Who asked you to buy it on that day?
You should have bought it on a porn star's birthday.
Get out of here you fools!
Is there anything else that we could watch?
There are four Photo poses. - Photos! - Photo.
Whose photo? - Mine.
We don't watch Discovery Channel. - Throw it away! - You take it.
Why are you throwing it away? I bought it with a great struggle.
Do you know what all we can do with this? - What?
I'll show you, come.
"You have blessed me with knowledge."
"You made me realize that the creator of this world is supreme."
Wow! Amazing acting! - Sivaji is too good.
"You have blessed me with knowledge."
Hey, do one thing. Watch all of Sivaji's films.
You'll definitely learn to act.
He's amazing.
"Poem, music, drama.."
Welcome, Saraswathi What brings you here?
I want to meet Lord Shiva immediately. Where is he?
He's inside. What's the hurry? Saraswathi.
Welcome, Saraswathi What brings you here?
You're torturing four of my devotees in the name of a play.
Will you stop this play or should I?
Saraswathi!
Your devotees? Who are you talking about?
Look. - "Everyone's heart will melt."
Even now, they're watching the film 'Saraswathi Sabatham'.
Goddess, they aren't your devotees.
Don't talk, Naradhar.
Saraswathi, you don't know about them.
They aren't your devotees too. If you have doubts
look at what they're doing.
Naradhar, come here.
Who's doing the role of Saraswathi? Her acting is really bad.
Look how he's teasing you.
Sorry, I was wrong. Please forgive me.
Look what I'm going to do to him.
Oh, no. She got angry.
What will she do to them?
Let's see. - Let's see.
"Money or education or power."
Amazing! Mind blowing movie! - True.
'Saraswathi Sabatham' is an amazing movie.
I hadn't watched it before. - They had acted so well.
The movie might have played in theatres for at least a year.
No. The only films with that record are 'Karakattakaran' and 'Basha'.
He is a born genius.
Hey, look at buddy! - Buddy!
Buddy..
Buddy.. - What happened to him? - What happened?
Look at him. - Bring him quickly.
Buddy..
Look if he's breathing!
Look, man. - Buddy.. - Buddy..
Buddy, get up. - Did he open his eyes? - Sit.
Buddy, don't get scared. It's us! - You are all right.
It's me, Gopi! - Buddy..
Look at us. - Buddy.. - It's me, Gopi.
What is this? - Is it paining?
My son, Vidhyapathi.
Didn't you go for prayers yet?
Hey, I'm not Vidhyapathi. I'm a homeopathy doctor, Ramarajan.
Remove the elephants, tie this poet.
What are you blabbering?
I'll go to the Earth and will turn a scared man into a warrior.
I found out.
He became mad after getting hit by the coconut.
We watched the movie last night, right?
He's reciting those dialogues incorrectly. - Hey!
One more trouble to our already troubled life.
What do we do?
Don't worry, buddy. I'm a doctor. I'll handle it.
Hey, you're a sex doctor. This is related to the brain.
Hey, trust me! Stay here, I'll be back.
Potassium..
Hey..
Got it!
Hibiscus rosa-sinensis.
My lord who blesses his true devotees with wisdom
let the country have good rain and let the truth prevail.
Let it flourish.
Stop. - Hey, what's this?
Move a bit, buddy - I can't bear it. - My Lord Shiva..
Shall I give this? - Will it work?
My medicine rejuvenates even the paralyzed nerves
won't it have an effect on the nerves of the brain?
Mr. Vidhyapathi.
What is it, human? - Will you please drink this?
You cannot make me a slave by giving me some concoction.
Warn your goddess.. - You pour it.
You pour it in his mouth.
Catch him! He won't listen otherwise. - Let's pour it..
Wait. - Are you fine?
You've to be a good boy. Be careful. Come on.
You'll be fine.
Did you see his love?
What the hell!
What did you give him? Look how he's behaving.
Hey! I gave him the right medicine.
It's a medical miracle.
Hey, shut up!
My dear.
If we stay here any longer, we'll be in trouble.
Come, let's run away, or he will do something to us.
What nonsense is this? - Mix..
Hey, what did you give him? Why is he behaving like this?
A mixed this and that and gave it to him.
What? - I mixed this too. What would have happened..
He's doing something. I don't know what's going to happen.
Tie this man up and release the elephant.
Let it stamp the education
and the scholar out of him.
If someone plans to oppose me
they will also get punished like this.
It's really funny!
I've learnt a lot
but I think
you've still not attained Godliness!
Education is the most important.
I will go to the Earth
and will turn a stupid person in to a great scholar!
You do not have the time to take care of the nation and us.
Your time is spent on honoring the poets
who sing your praises - Hey.
Hey, he's still going on in the middle of the night. - I'm angry..
I cannot tolerate this.
If I leave this, what will happen? Let's see.
Lord, he acting a lot.
Father, it's like a sequel to the movie 'Anniyan'. - Yes..
It's really sad to see him like this.
Give him some medicine and do mercy killing.
What? No! I'm thinking of a medicine to cure him.
Medicine? I don't think he is doing all this because of the coconut.
I think it's because of your medicine.
Hey, what are you saying?
Did you see the height from which the coconut fell on him?
He would have died because of that.
It's only because of my medicine, he is still alive.
Hey, look! He's crying.
Come, let's see what happened.
Don't know whose son he is.
What's happening?
'Vidhyapathi, I have given you the ability to speak from now.'
'Because of my spell'
'you will have the ability to speak and sing.'
'You will become a scholar and a protector of knowledge.'
'Make all the rich people in the world your slaves.'
'Show the world that knowledge is better than wealth!'
'Because of you, everyone should praise education.'
'My blessings for you.'
Mom.
Dad.
Mom..
Dad.
Sound, light, words, tone
writing, speech, meaning, music, cadences
poet, poetry, action
things, pleasure, mother, father, God
language, speech.
I have the ability to speak.
Mother..
"You have blessed me with knowledge."
Oh, no! Lord!
"You made me realize"
"that the creator of this world.." - It's time for the song.
I can't bear it! Lord!
"You are the source for poem, music and drama."
"You blessed me, Goddess."
"You have blessed me with knowledge."
I am not able to bear it, Lord!
"You made me realize that the creator of this world is supreme."
Watch me carefully, like this!
Father, it's not like that, it's like this!
"Gangnam style.."
Lord. - Who's that?
Lord, I can bear anything.
But not his singing.
Please do something and stop him from singing.
"You are the source for poem, music and drama."
Who was that? - How did that happen?
Catch him.. Buddy..
Buddy.. - What happened? - What happened?
What happened to him? - Buddy..
How did the coconut come from there till here?
I think it's Newton's fourth law.
Newton has made only three laws. Who are you trying to cheat?
Let's take him. - Yes. - Hold his legs.
Buddy..
What is this?
Will he wake up or not?
He opened his eyes. - Buddy.
Get up. - Get up, buddy.
Get up. - Get up..
Thank God. - Buddy..
What's this? - What?
Again?
Hey, it's nothing. When the three of you were walking ahead of me
a coconut fell on my head.
I felt dizzy and smoke came out of my ears
and then I fell down.
That was last week. One week is over.
You were mad for a week.
Krishna, isn't he lying?
Hey, he is all right.
What are you blabbering?
It's the truth.
You lost your mental balance after the coconut hit you.
Even now, you have become all right because of the coconut.
What he is saying is true. - Yes.
What are you telling? I don't understand!
Hey, where are the photos of the models?
Models? They all went to their mom's house for delivery.
Don't make me angry.
What is he telling?
What do you mean? Did you spare even a single photo?
Do you know what all you did in one week?
Yuck. I don't come from a that kind of a family.
Is your family worse than that?
Don't compare me with my wife.
I'm from a very decent family background.
Is it? - If I did anything wrong in that week, please forgive me.
Fine, leave it. - He is acting again.
Oh! It's like giving four breaks
in an amazing film.
Come, put it here.
Pass it here..
Like that.
Even if you drink milk sitting under a palm tree
this spoilt world will call it as alcoholic!
Wake up and drink alcohol!
'Tree, alcohol, getting high!'
Hey! Oh, God!
I found out! Hey!
This genius found out!
I found out about an amazing matter.
Stop! I found out.
What did you find out? - I'm going to tell you something.
If I say it, you'll be shocked. - What is it?
We didn't drink alcohol for so long, right. - Yes.
Today we will drink. - Alcohol? - Alcohol? - How? Where?
What do you see here? - Forest.
What do you see that's tall?
Don't ask stupid question. It's coconut tree.
There is a way to get high from it.
Is there a full bottle there?
We can tie a tin there and make alcohol.
Buddy..
How did you become smart?
Didn't I get hit by a coconut? - Yes.
I was lying down thinking about it and got this idea.
You're the next Newton!
He discovered gravity with the help of an apple.
You're so much greater than him.
My dear.
He is climbing like a robot.
Hey, tie it up! The other box too.
Show! Natural gift.
It's good for health and makes us high. - Thanks.
Is it? - Yes.
Already it's been four months since we drank
and it's been 40 minutes since we got this down.
Don't talk. Let's drink.
Cheers..
Did you see them? They haven't mend their ways.
They're drinking alcohol.
I know that you're the culprit who planted this idea in his dream.
Don't over-act, Naradhar.
Yes, I did tell them. But couldn't they use their brains?
You've started a problem again.
Let's see how this ends up! - Let's see.
"My heart is longing for you, my girl!"
"The red dot on your forehead is bloating!"
"My sleepless eyes are restless!"
"I keep thinking of you!"
"I feel disheartened, my girl!"
"My tear stained eyes are hurting!"
"My life is useless, if I separate from you!"
"I will lose the ability to see, if you go away from my sight."
"I pass my days by thinking about you!"
"I am trying to come near you."
"I am still alive"
"because of our love."
"I am suffering here without you."
"I have lost all my happiness."
"I am still alive"
"because of our love."
"I am suffering here without you."
"I have lost all my happiness."
"My heart is longing for you, my girl!"
"The red dot on your forehead is bloating!"
"My sleepless eyes are restless!"
"I try to stop the blowing wind and steal its mouth!"
"I ask the small colourful birds about you!"
"You're walking somewhere there, and I feel restless here!"
"You shed tears in the ground"
"and those tears go up to the sky!"
"Your search for me keeps me alive."
"I am still alive"
"because of our love."
"I am suffering here without you."
"I have lost all my happiness."
"My heart is longing for you!"
"The red dot on my forehead is bloating!"
"My sleepless eyes are restless!"
"I think only about you."
"I feel relieved when I share my pain with God."
"I try a lot"
"to stop thinking about you."
"How do I forget you?"
"How to destroy space?"
"You have to live, I'll keep searching!"
"I set the night on fire"
"and spread the smoke in all directions!"
"Through this, I try to tell you that I am alive"
"and try to solve this mystery around my life!"
"I set the night on fire"
"and spread the smoke in all directions!"
"Through this, I try to tell you that I am alive"
"and try to solve this mystery around my life!"
Lord, why are you hitting the computer?
N-Nothing, you are typing with such a pace that..
It's not booting up, Naradhar.
Isn't Steve Jobs here?
You should ask him to check the problem.
Yes, I was thinking of the same.
Dharmaseela! - Lord, did you call me?
Go to hell immediately
and tell the God of Death that I need Steve Jobs.
I'll come back soon, Lord.
Did he send the Goddess here? - Naradhar!
Sorry! - Goddess. - Yes.
Why did you come here like this?
Let's use old technique at least for one scene, My Lord.
What's the purpose of your visit?
It's been six months since your play started.
You need to give them their second chance today.
I hope you remember that.
I do remember that, Parvathi.
It's not their second chance, it's their last chance.
I have given them that. I've given them already.
Let's see how they'll use the chance.
Hey, man. Go there.
Why is such a big fish coming here?
Can we manage this?
Should I call them too?
They're sleeping.
Let me handle it.
Why are they reducing the speed?
Looks like a boat. - Hey, we'll go here. Come on.
Hey, who are you? What are you doing here?
Who are you? What's your name?
I'm Haner. And she's my wife, Angelina Jolie.
Hey, Jolie. What do you do?
We're here to help you. Who are they?
They're all my people. It's my island. Get out.
We saw a 'RESCUE' sign over there.
This is my own island, get out.
Sure, you had Vodka.
Tell again?
Sure, you had Vodka. - Tell Again?
So- rna- kka!
Swarna!
What's the noise, buddy?
It's nothing. Swarna has sent her here.
I'll handle her separately. You sleep.
Are you shooting a video to show her? - Cool..
Oh, my God.. - I'll cut your throat. - Hey, careful!
Go, get out. - Give me the camera..
My camera. - Go! Get out. - Something is wrong with him.
Don't stop, run away from here quickly.
Run! Run away. - Go.. - Move..
Even the God needs my permission to set foot on this island.
Go, tell her.
Game over.
I gave them two such easy chances.
Idiots! Look how they wasted them.
Now let them rot their whole lives over there.
Run away, don't stop.
Hey! Don't you have any sense?
You've sent away someone who came to rescue us.
There's a girl waiting for me there. How do I get there now?
It's all because of you.
You asked us to make alcohol and drink.
And you sent away those foreigners who came to help us.
Don't ever show me your face again.
Gopi, you too?
Shut up. - You idiot.
Don't you know the difference between Vodka and Swarna?
Hey, I didn't hear it properly. Is it my fault?
Don't talk! I'll kill you. - What? Are you worthy enough?
He is right. Didn't we drink because of you?
Didn't you know while drinking? - I will hit you..
Stop fighting. The reason for this isn't us.
Wait, I'll be back.
Idiot!
Look at this. - Is he the reason for all this?
Buddy, if he talks more, I'll murder him. - Keep quiet.
Our drinking is the reason for all this.
That is the reason we came here
and that is the reason we missed this opportunity.
Everyone swear that we will never drink again.
Hey, think properly. A swear isn't a normal thing.
Hey, we're in such a big problem.
Everyone swear that we will never drink again.
Keep your hands. Keep it. - What? - Keep your hands.
Repeat after me. 'We will never drink in our lives.'
We will never drink in our lives..
This is a swear on Lord Vinayaka. - We swear on Lord Vinayaka..
Father! They swore on me. I'm scared.
Don't worry. I'll take care of it.
Okay, Father.
"Oh, Lord Muruga.."
Lord. - Tell me, Goddess.
I have a doubt.
Am I not your better half?
I know what you are trying to say.
Go, do some work. Don't waste your time.
No, lord. You can't do this.
The four of them have changed now.
They've swore on our son, Vinayaka.
Could you give them another chance for my sake?
Sorry, Parvathi. I can't.
No, lord. Even in the reality shows, the eliminated contestants
can re-enter the contest through a wild card entry.
In that case, can't you also reconsider?
Please don't think. Do this for me please.
Okay, Parvathi.
Since you are requesting so much, I will try once.
We'll take a look at their sins and virtues.
If the result is positive, I'll give them another chance.
If the result is negative, you shouldn't ask me.
Deal or no Deal? - Deal.
Bagudapathi. - Did you call me?
Lord, iPhone please.
I'll send the names of four people to hell via SMS.
Bring their sin-virtue database from there immediately.
Sure, Goddess. - Okay.
These big books! Looks like they have done a lot of good things.
Did you see? My recommendation wasn't bad.
'Book of sins, Name - Ramarajan, Age - 28, I.D number - 25910385.'
Bagudapathi. - Lord. - What is this?
These are only the books of sins.
Where are the books of virtue? - Yes.
Sorry. But they haven't done any great deeds.
So he has written down the few virtues
in this note. - Note?
Goddess, we lost.
Oh! He hasn't done a single good thing in his forty years of life.
Why should he be alive?
'Book of sins. Name - Vinayakan. Age - 41. I.D number - 72992394.'
'Stole a baby's feeding bottle. Tied crackers on a dog's tail.'
'Ate meat during prayers.'
'Stole money from a blind beggar.'
'Drunk and drive.'
Why are you reading all those?
When I saw the small note describing their virtues
I lost hope.
Muruga, Ramarajan has promised 101 times
on you and your brother that he would not drink.
Goddess! The crime rate is increasing.
Muruga, Vinayakan, stop laughing.
You're anyway not going to give them another chance
so let them live as per their fate. What is the need for this drama?
Stop there, Parvathi. - "Om."
I have decided to give them another chance.
Lord, how can you give them another chance
when they have sinned so much?
Even though they have done thousands of sins
everything falls under the category of C, D and E.
That is fine, but there aren't any good deeds.
Oh, God.
They've only done 4 or 5 things that are good.
In that, there's something really big.
The three of them have donated blood once.
Due to that, the lives of two children were saved.
Because of this sole reason, I have decided to give another chance.
Then please give them the chance before you change your mind.
Hey.
Hey, there is a boat! - Someone is coming.
Come.. - They are coming towards us.
Sir.
Hello, sir. We are Indians! We came for holidays and got stuck here.
Please drop us in Bangkok, sir! Please help, sir.
Why are they staring at each other?
Is there a problem?
They're talking in some other language. I don't understand.
I think that they don't know English.
They look like pirates.
What is pirates, buddy?
Pirates are people who loot ships. - How are you so casual about it?
Is that important now? How do we escape?
Buddy, they're speaking in Chinese.
I know Chinese, let me talk!
How do you know Chinese?
Buddy, there's a Chinese restaurant near my place.
I've wooed a girl from there by talking in Chinese.
I'll talk to them. - Superb! Don't spoil it. - I'll come!
I am fried rice, noodle, chili chicken.
Yes, sir. We drank alcohol and came here.
Oh, God..
Hey, lift him.
What did you tell them?
I talked Chinese. - I don't think so.
The people who work there are from Sikkim and Bhutan.
Buddy, she had a flat nose too.
Flat nose doesn't make her Chinese.
Look how I handle this problem.
Hey. - Hey, catch him!
Buddy..
There is no need for that. - Don't go..
Sir, don't look like that.
I'm a normal person.
This is Bodhi Dharman family. Come here.
I am the old monk, you know.
This is Bodhi Dharman's uncle's son. - Hello.
This is Bodhi Dharman's uncle's son too.
He isn't fine. This is the original grandson of Bodhi Dharman.
He knows advanced technologies like..
Show him. - Which one?
He caught him.
Are you Bodhi Dharman's grandson?
Yes, it's me.
Oh, God. Don't hit me..
Hey, don't you have sense?
Why did you say that I was from Bodhi Dharman's family?
In the film '7am Arivu', Dongli came to India
to destroy Bodhi Dharman's progeny.
I didn't know that he was from Dongli's family.
Didn't you see that film? - Actor Surya didn't give me the ticket.
This won't work. They're expecting something else. I'll talk to them.
Yes, you are the only one left. Go and get beaten up.
This is Rs. 101. Keep it.
Drop me in Vadapalani.
Why are you looking there?
What is it, man?
The note is original.
No.
Pirates.. - Catch them..
Sir, please..
Sir, please help.
Don't hit us..
They're going..
Everything's over, we'll die here.
No.
We're definitely leaving this place.
How?
Saraswathi Sabatham! - Saraswathi Sabatham?
What are you blabbering?
Knowledge, wealth, bravery.
Knowledge and wealth didn't help us here.
Bravery will.
If you're brave, come with me. Or else go and eat coconuts.
We're brave enough to beat the crap out of you!
Did I ask for a ticket to watch Rajnikanth's movie?
I just asked you to drop me.
Idiot!
I'm the Kung Fu Panda!
It's dragon monkey style.
Monkey style.
Come on..
'Chennai - Today morning.'
'Power star competing for Oscar.'
Our star's film has released. Why did you bring your car here? Go.
Our star..
'Someone for somebody - 2'
Long live, our star..
What are you staring at? Come out and see our star's poster.
Star..
What is it, sir? Are you shocked after seeing our star?
Who's he, sir?
Sir! Didn't you recognize our star?
Even a newborn child knows him. He is Supreme Superstar Kumar.
He was one of the five heroes in Venkat Prabhu's last film.
Film was a super hit.
People say that he will be the next superstar. I'm his fan too.
'I'm a hero, buddy! Kumar will do the supporting roles!'
Sir? - What happened?
I read in the newspaper that you got stuck in an island.
Yes, sir! That's a big story..
Very good. For so long, I was shooting movies without a story.
For the first time, I will have a story while shooting.
I will take up this story! You're the hero.
Come to the office tomorrow with the story.
Sir. Thank you, sir! Sure, sir! Thank you!
"It's not a party to protect the country or to give life."
"It's not, we are all playboys."
Kushboo, where is she? Why is there 'to-let' board here?
Where were you for so long?
I thought you might have died in an accident.
Leave that! Where's my wife?
She eloped with Auto Ravi and got settled in Andhra Pradesh.
What are you saying?
My trouble is gone. My life will be awesome from now.
"My wife ran away!"
"My wife ran away.."
Why are there no posters or cutouts of dad?
I'll tell you. Wait for some time.
Even the petrol bunk isn't in dad's name! - I'll tell you.
Even the hospital is named after someone else. - I'll tell you.
We have crossed our house too.
What is it? Tell me. - I'll tell you.
Why have you brought me to a slum? - I'll tell you.
You have been telling only that.
Don't get angry. Sir, your son's home.
Mom, dad! - Gopi!
You've come. What's this? You've become so thin.
My dear, how are you? It's been so long. Are you okay?
Let that be! Why are you staying in this hut?
Six months ago, we heard that you died in the sea.
We couldn't bear the pain
of losing our child.
On that day, I realized
that I lost you because I tortured common people
and earned money by cheating them.
So, I resigned from my post
and donated all my money to the poor people.
I have become a good person now.
Do you know what I'm doing now? - What are you doing?
I have joined Anna Hazare and I'm fighting against corruption.
I will end the practice of corruption and injustice.
Hail India! - Hail India!
Hail Anna Hazare!
Hail Anna Hazare. - Stop it. Stop blabbering.
I thought you would have earned Rs. 10 crore worth property for me.
You have poured kerosene on my wishes and burned it.
Good thing that you reminded me. The cost of kerosene has gone up.
The people are suffering because of that.
We are going to protest against that now.
You should join us too! - Yes. - Come, my son.
Leave me.
I feel like going back to the island.
Both of them got positive climax, but I got negative.
This sucks.
Ramarajan, what's your climax?
Don't cry. I've come.
I felt so bad thinking that there was no one left
to carry forward our blood line.
Dear, have some juice.
Dad, who's this lady?
Drink some juice.
Dad, who's she?
This.. This is..
This is your step-mother!
Son, why did you have to drop the glass to express your shock?
Sundaravadivu. - Yes. - Bring some juice for him. - Okay.
Bring it in a steel glass! - Juice..
She will bring the juice.
Leave the juice! What have you done?
I never expected this from you.
Sorry, dear. They said that you were dead.
I didn't want our family lineage to end. So..
What are you talking about?
Dad! What does this mean?
That is.. - Tell, Dad! What is this?
Your step-mom is three months pregnant.
It's only been six months since I went missing.
Within three months..
This is unfair.
Sorry. I thought that you won't come back.
It's okay that you got married.
What happened to my Jayashree?
I don't know. I was busy looking for a girl for myself.
I don't know anything about her.
Ramarajan. - Yes. - She's getting married today.
What are you telling? Shit!
Son, you didn't tell anything about your step-mom!
I'll see you later!
'M. Aravindh weds S. Jayashree.'
Play the wedding tune.
Stop it!
Jayashree.
Dear, they said that you were dead.
That's why I arranged this marriage.
I'm sorry. Forgive me.
It's okay, sir. No problem.
Sorry, dear. I accepted because dad was compelling me to.
No matter who compelled you, you shouldn't have accepted for this.
Fine, leave it! The auspicious time is getting over. Let's get married.
Who's this?
Sir, aren't you a software engineer? - Yes.
Don't you work in America? - Yes!
Sorry, sir. Every time this happens to someone like you.
Better luck next time.
Please, get up. - All right.
How can three of us sit here? Get up!
I'll take the garland.
Play the wedding tune.
Look at all the plays!
You have tortured them a lot in these six months!
What was the need for this play? I don't understand!
The viewers watching this film would have understood.
Did you still not understand? Listen, let me tell you!
For humans
drinking has become a fashion statement.
There's no limit to the crimes
they commit after getting drunk!
They waste their earnings on alcohol
instead of supporting and feeding their family.
I have seen the hardships that their family goes through.
Nowadays, if people purchase a handkerchief worth Rs. 10
they spend Rs. 10,000 on a party given in its honour.
The number of people who miss their weddings
because of the excessive drinking in their bachelor's party
is increasing every day.
Instead of wasting their money on parties, they can use it
to support the needy, feed the hungry, educate the poor
and so many other good deeds like this.
Why don't they think about this?
Consumption of alcohol is the reason
for 90 percent of the crimes in this country.
I did this play to make the people aware
about the harms of drinking.
I also wanted to give an additional message to the people
that knowledge, wealth and bravery is very important
to attain happiness in life.
Lord Shiva! Lord Shiva!
I believe that you have understood this.
You have once again showed that
you do everything for the benefit of this world.
Hello.. Wait!
In Hollywood, they watch rolling titles!
We'll also do the same.
Very interesting! Please watch.
Buddy, how did we get stuck in the island?
Actually, that day we were drunk.
When we came out of the pub
the three of you wanted to go to Singapore.
Only the three of us? - Yes. I didn't know what to do.
So I hired a boat and we went sailing
and crashed into the island.
This is what happened.
That didn't happen. When we came of the pub
we hired a taxi to go to Singapore.
After reaching there, we went to a pub and drank alcohol.
Did we also drink there? - Yes!
So did we go to Singapore in a taxi? - Yes.
We didn't do all that. We went to L.V in a flight.
L.V? - Las Vegas!
So did we go to L.V in a plane?
Where were our passports? - Yes. - Passport?
Get lost. - Shut up..
Actually nothing of these happened!
Do you know how we got stuck? - How?
You've to feel sad that the baby cried!
Console the baby.
Don't go that side, a big fish might come and bite you.
Bangkok? It's a superb place. Enjoy there. It's too good.
I shot half of the movie 'Goa' in Bangkok.
Let's take a movie.
Tie this elephant! Release the scholar!
It's release the elephant and tie the scholar.
Tie this elephant! Release the scholar!
Did I make the same mistake again?
'Hello Mental hospital?'
There's a mental patient here, will you come here quickly?
I'll play a tune, will you listen to it? Oh, no. It fell down!
"you have to break the egg and cook it!"
"If catch it using a net, it's a fish."
"If you eat on a banana leaf, it's food."
"If you struggle, you will succeed."
"You will be nothing if you don't struggle!"
Buddy! You can leave, it's over.
'Greetings.'